So as I slipped on wet grass I heard the bones breaking, (which is a totally not cool sound in case you were wondering, in fact I still hear the sound when I close my eyes at night). Everyone around started laughing, because that is the normal thing to do when someone falls (or at least that's what I do and what the people I associate with do).
From there I started screaming, nice loud screams of pain followed quickly by words "PERCOCET!! SOMEONE GET ME PERCOCET!!" I was lying on the wet grass yelling for pain meds (do I sound like an addict or what) A friend yelled "One or Two" I responded with "TWOOOO!!" By this point I had a nice sized audience. And Guess who was in my audience? MacGyver! (That's not her real name, but that is what I will forever refer to her as now.)
So MacGyver is a nurse and she is down by me and she is trying to speak to me. Obviously I was not responding, because the poor girl had to keep repeating herself.
MacGyver: "Do you want me to call an ambulance or do you want me to splint it."
(you may be wondering why they would be calling an ambulance and that was because my ankle would no longer hold a shape. The bone was pushing against the skin and I had to hold my leg in place)
MacGyver: repeats herself
ME: "I am in pain and I don't understand what you are saying"
MacGyver: again repeats herself
ME: "Talk to Adam, No ambulance, Percocet!"
MacGyver:Runs off, and comes back in less than a minute (no exaggeration on time) and comes back with an Ace Bandage, A Ruler, and a Paint Stirrer. Than she proceeds to wrap my leg into place.
Can you believe that. I was amazed. I still am. Who is that smart. I mean I would just run into my house to get a camera so I could take a picture of the gross leg.
Three Cheers for MacGyver!! and Four Cheers for the one who provided the Percocet!!