But I play one on TV. Well not really that either. I get out my sewing machine to rig purses or Rooster Hats or Blankets. I wouldn't call myself a sewer, probably just a rigger. Here is my latest "Sewing Project".
I'm glad that you can't see it any better, because if you could look closely you would see that I messed up in one of the corners. It's hard to explain, especially when you aren't a sewer. After I made the blanket and matching burp cloth, I wrote a little poem to give her to apologize for my crappy sewsmanship (I made that word up all by myself).
The stitches are not perfect, and the squares are not precise. The fabric puckers at the corners and it looks “almost right”
But in no time at all, those mistakes will fade away. Because it will hold “perfection”, In this blanket she will lay.
Also I should have this in as a disclaimer. If you are pregnant DO NOT expect me to make you a blanket or an anything for that matter. Ali, got super duper lucky... so to all of my many friends that are "with child" so sad, too bad.
P. S. I recently bought 10 patterns, because that's what sewers do right? They buy patterns.