a bedazzler. I don't know why I want one. I don't even know if I have anything to bedazzle, but I sure like the name of it. I'd like to be a bedazzlin fool. I'd get to say "I'm sorry honey I'm busy bedazzling right now". I must be tired if this is the most exciting thing I can think of to post about. Maybe tomorrow I will say something interesting and I apologize to anyone reading this, because you are now Dumber than you were before reading this.