Obviously this is just another test of my patience. One that I am failing... as usual. I have learned several things this week.
1. I need therapy
2. I need Anger Management classes
3. I need more percocet
4. I need A LOT of therapy
Actually, I am controlling my anger. I'm just in denial about how STUPID wall paper is. My one little job STINKS. I HATE IT. Wall paper? Who even invented wall paper.
Wall paper is like a life size scrap book. Who would ever think, "Hmmmm maybe I should take a whole lot of paper and GLUE IT TO MY WALL!" Are people crazy?
I know some of you are sitting there thinking... "She can't be talking to me, my wall paper is cute".
Well guess what IT ISN'T. NO WALL PAPER IS CUTE. And the people that tell you that it is, are just trying to be super nice to you so that one day when you realize that you want it down, you WON'T call them.
On a positive note, I finished ONE wall today. Yes you read that write ONE WALL (and it was only a half wall)
Oh and before you leave your "sweet" little comments saying: "Have you tried...." or "It comes down easily with ..." DON'T
Just know that I have tried many things... including drinking (joking of course)
Actually though if you do want to VOLUNTEER TO COME AND HELP ME I will not turn you down. In fact you might see tears of joy from me. So If you are in the area PLEASE HEAR MY CRY FOR HELP!!
P.S. Yes, I HAVE ALREADY TRIED USING A STEAMER!